I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse
…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.
god fucking damn it i’m will graham
I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO
MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET
I’m a friggin bond salesman
thanks a bunch nick carraway :P
Is it weird to say i’m a villain -
Salaryman stuck in a dystopic bureaucracy
Oh my god guys, I… I think I’m Tommy Wiseau.
I’m a hitman.
I’M A PIRATE
I’m a magician who robs banks during the show. Cross-continentially, no less.
I’m Superman! :D
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
Free will? Hah. I do as I’m told by Mr. Williams.
I still remember the day he followed me on Twitter and started conversing with me. I swear I near had a heart attack.
Yes, Master Williams.
As you command
Must… Follow… Orders…
*salutes* Yes sir!
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
Can I please have this?
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama
I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here
I just about died here in my bed.
April 4th. Robert Downey Jr turns 48
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ADORABLE LITTLE FUCKER.